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Skinopsis

Slow down Martina Gedeck! You've got a great body and a willingness to shed your threads that we really admire. So, why are you getting your panties all in a bunch that this 30-year-old dude wants to bang your son's 12-year-old girlfriend. It's not like we get to see her naked or anything. Really, did you think that sleeping with him was gonna curb his appetite for precocious preteen flesh? Dudes that like kittens are never really gonna warm up to cats no matter how many times they stick their dick in them. Besides, it's the young slizzy that initiates the flirtation and she seems smart enough to know better, so leave it alone, you're all relaxed and European and shit, so why don't you forget all this moral high horse nonsense and come visit us in Philly. We'll make you feel like a natural woman or whatever it is you MILFy chicks are into. Anyway, thanks for getting naked in this movie, we all really appreciate it as always.

-- Rick Stanko