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Skinopsis

Back in the '80s, you could just go up to a chick and rip her top (or towel) off and let the whole world see her tits. This, apparently, is the lesson of Return to Horror High which features scenes of both Darcy DeMoss and Joy Heston getting their zoobs unveiled in public by some horny dudes. A pre–suave, pre–fame George Clooney also appears but we like the tits better. See below for official synopsis.

In 1982, Crippen High School was the scene of a series of brutal murders. The killer was never caught. Now, a low–budget film crew that includes an ill–fated leading man (George Clooney), the pretentious director (Scott Jacoby), a lecherous producer (Alex Rocco) and numerous nubile actresses have all returned to Crippen High to film the story of what actually happened. But when members of the production are stalked and slaughtered one–by–one, it appears that the depraved maniac is back. Who will survive the massacre? And what will be left of their careers?

Vince Edwards and Maureen McCormick co–star in this bloody body–count shocker in the tradition of Scream and Scary Movie, filled with all the gore, gags and gratuitous nudity that made the '80s a paragon of cinema excellence.

-- Rick Stanko