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Skinopsis

Probably conceived after a marathon session of one television playing "Laverne and Shirley" reruns, while another alternated between Porky's and Caddyshack with the whole thing fueled by mushroom tea, handfuls of Percs and copious amounts of blow, Preppies rides that '80s titty comedy zeitgeist train right into the ground. This is not to say that this atomically awful, Playboy Channel produced opus isn't thought provoking. Why, for instance, is the villain crawling around on the floor being whipped by this mean looking topless bitch while he conceives his evil plan? And why do the three townie sluts fall so easily for the three virginal sticks-up-their-asses, country-clubified protagonists? And, finally, why are those blonde preppie cock-tease bitches so afraid of putting out?

All these very important questions aside, what really matters is that there is no shortage of boobage in this crapfest. Whether it be the rich bitches (Katt Shea and Lynda Wiesmeier) writhing around on their beds in their panties and nothing else learning how to fake orgasms, or the townie tarts stripping off their tops whenever they can while trying to seduce the three losers, tits are always on display.

WARNING: Watching this DVD under the influence of strong drugs may push the mind over the edge and cause it to explode!

-- Rick Stanko