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Skinopsis

Remember those middle years of "Beverly Hills 90210" and that guy Ray Pruitt who beat up Donna, but then reformed so his shitty music career could take off? Well, this British cult horror flick has literally nothing to do with that. But, we can't seem to separate them in our minds because Ray Pruitt had that single "How Do You Talk to an Angel" which if you ask us is a pretty stupid question. You say "Yo Angel, what up? How'd you like to celestially blow me, you otherwordly slut," or something like that. A better question, and one that could easily be plugged into that song, is "How Would You Fuck a Zombie?". That's the main shit going on in this flick. This classy babe moves into a creepy place in the middle of nowhere, meets a dude, is charmed by him, fucks him and then he dies. Sucks. But then he comes back all zombified and they try to fuck again, but his rotting flesh kind of kills the mood. Then the classy babe (Susan Hampshire) has tro figure out how to reconcile the fact that her new boyfriend is oozing and shit. Anyway, a tit comes into frame during one of the sex scenes, but it's debatable whether it's actually Susan Hampshire's or just someone who's tit is pretending to be Susan Hampshire's. But a tit is a tit, we always say, and a tit can usually make you get wood... unless it's secretly a man boob... that shit is gross.

-- Rick Stanko