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Skinopsis

Sex addiction? Who in their right mind isn't hooked on a good snow possum pounding in some shape or form? This whole sex addiction thing seems like some bull Oprah concocted as another excuse to give away more gift bags. In the cleverly titled I am a Sex Addict, Filmmaker Caveh Zahedi relives his ten-year "struggle" as a sex junkie. Psssh. We've had more challenging struggles putting our socks on in the morning. If you ask us, he's more of a hooker-enthusiast than sex addict, anyway. Seriously, this fucking guy is like some kind of International connoisseur of prostitution. His laundry list of ladies-of-the-night reads like an United Colors of Benetton ad - you got your Italian whores, your Asian whores, L.A. whores, and even some German brothel whores - it's exhausting to watch.

And since when did average, everyday street-walkers look like this? We've seen "Hookers at the Point," Mr. Zahedi, and these girls are certainly not the Courtney Lovecraft she-manatees that we're sure you payed to poke in real-life. Not that we'd prefer that over the fine females you selected for this film.

From French porn star Rebecca Lord keeping her clothes on, to the red-hot Olia Natasha in her full-naked glory - these are not your average ho-bags.

-- Paul James