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Skinopsis

Remember that scene in The Princess Bride when Columbo's telling Kevin Arnold some shit and Kevin Arnold's all like "Murdered by pirates is cool"? Well Kevin Arnold, we've got some news for you: murdered by pirates is cool, but raped and left for dead by pirates is even cooler. Especially instead of douchebag Cary Elwes we get young, hot blonde chicks who've wandered on to a beach after a shipwreck and they get beaten and savagely raped by horny pirates all while the pirate's wench dances naked on the beach and rubs her clam 'cuz she likes watching the sweet young things get it all nonconsensual like. It's even cooler when the two hot young victims make their way to a haunted cave and get freaky with a lady clown and her crazed monk-looking friend who apparently work for Satan. They get brought back to life (or something, it's Jean Rollin, so it's not gonna make a lot of sense) and return to take revenge on those horny, abusive pirates. The pirate's wench (Joelle Coeur) shows off her sweet tits and furry vag in almost every scene she's in (and she's in a lot of scenes) and the raped "demoniac" chickies give up their sweet flesh through scenes of sexual violence and meaningful stares. A sort-of-artsy, definitely exploitative, occasionally bloody mess filled with rampant nudity.

-- Rick Stanko