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Skinopsis

Michael Caine and his best pal take their daughters on a nice, wholesome vacation to lovely, delightful Rio. And with both guys sporting such fine, pieces of ass for offspring there's no better place to take them for holiday (at least in our humble opinion) than 'thong country,' baby!

Not content to simply partake in the sea of ass that is Rio de Janeiro - a city that is universally considered the biggest tourist trap for sex - wily, middle-aged and married Caine instead schemes on his best friend's big-titted nympho of a teenage daughter (Michelle Johnson). Now, say what you will but you gotta respect that level of scum-baggery. It takes a real piece of shit to eschew endless days and nights of anonymous sex with an entire asstastic, female population of a ridiculously, sexually-free third world city to take advantage of the lax age of consent laws and splat a childhood friend's baby girl. It's that kind of loathsome lechery that equally inspires and nauseates in such wonderful ways. Kudos to you, sir - You are truly an inspiration to morally-bankrupt daughter-fuckers everywhere.

As daddy's little girl and daddy's pal's sex-object of affection, mam-monster Michelle Johnson is the undisputed skin queen here - her big, bare copacabanas seeing more Brazilian sun than the shores of Ipanema. Plus, catch darling Demi Moore when she was actually an Ashton-acceptable age (and before the breast-op!) letting them little tittles see the light of day a few times as well.

-- Paul James