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Review

To enter into the world of April Flores and Carlos Batts is to enter a world of very bizarre eroticism. Most likely, you'll find something to seriously turn you on (unless you have 0 appreciation for BBWs), but you're even more likely to find something that will have you scratching your head in total confusion. For us, that scene in April Flores World is the pie fight. Now, don't get us wrong, the idea of two gorgeous chicks assaulting each other's naked bodies with pie is a sexy one indeed (we're not Commies for fuck's sake), but this particular pie fight happens between a fully-clothed April and some random, older lady she encounters on the street. Sure, they shove a little crust and cream down each other's cleavage, but they don't ever strip and they spend way too long talking about how embarrassing and humiliating it is when, clearly, neither is humiliated nor embarrassed. So, yes, bizarre eroticism, indeed, but April's overwhelming sex appeal pretty much makes up for any and all WTF moments.

This intimate look into April's life offers up ample footage of her huge boobs, moist cooch and substantial tush, as well as numerous moments where she sucks dildos, graphically masturbates outside, gets fucked by a dude in a leather mask, spanks herself and more. All of it got us as randy as Macho Man Savage (except not, y'know, dead). But, the real treat is that these amply erotic scenes are countered by April telling stories on stage in L.A. After many years of maintaining an aura of mystery, April finally lets us see her personality and, it turns out, she's a very sweet, funny and charming girl. These insightful scenes really amp up the sex appeal of the smut.

April and Carlos are clearly determined to re-write the book on sexy, re-defining what we can and should find erotic. We don't always totally get what they're after, but they always find ways to make our nether-parts twitch, and they certainly make us like them enough to hope they win... whatever it is they're after.

 -- Baron von Sleaze