Review

Let’s talk about cocks. Or specifically, Colt’s Icon Series cocks. I get my hands on a variety of sex toys cocks and one more than one occasion (loads more than one!) I’ve had the opportunity to insert said cocks to “test” their effectiveness for ass plugging pleasure. That said, I was kind of excited about testing the Jake Tanner and Pete Kuzak star cocks from Colt. I was actually not familiar with these porn stars and had to ask my “the ‘70s were the best” gay uncle as well as the oldest gay male employee here at TLA (I can’t reveal his name, he thinks he’s younger than he is) about them.

After learning a little of their careers, I forgot all of that information from my brain and decided to simply take their cocks home for a fact-finding ride. The two penises are quite different: Pete Kuzak’s is smaller (6.25”), a little less thick and equipped with a cute set of balls while Jake Tanner’s 8” monster dick both scared and excited me. Jake was gonna hurt….hurt real good.

Both star cocks are made of the same material – they are firm but very flexible and both come with an attached suction cup for hands-free fucking. Quality-wise they are middle of the road (I really like the TitanMen line of star cocks the best). Actual test (which really isn’t needed – we know what happens, but I enjoy my job) of them resulted in me loving Pete (perfect size, intense cum) while the intimidating Jake Tanner cock had me gulping for air! Maybe a little too much of a good thing.

In conclusion, this Colt line of star cocks is perfectly fine but I suspect they didn’t actually mold them from the two – unless they traveled to that gay porn star retirement home in Phoenix, spent all day coaxing a hard-on from the geezers and before the call for 6:00 dinner and the softening of their dicks, casted them. Nah, they are too smooth and too generic looking (but I could be wrong!) So if you are feeling nostalgic and remember going to a sleazy porn cinema to watch these muscled, hairy fuckers, knock yourself out!

 -- Jack Frequenton