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“Build a bridge and get the fuck over it. And bring them titties too” –Adrianna Lynn

I’m pretty sure this kind of stuff doesn’t happen in a girls’ locker room. I was tossed in one once in high school, after I sold my mother’s heart medication to some football players, telling them it was “roofies”. While inside all I could see was the thick legs and wooden sticks of the field hockey team as they battered me, and threw me back out the door.

In Cheerleaders, we see the Digital Playground squad lotion each other up and play a game of truth or dare, where the truths are just as interesting as the dares. Jesse Jane comes clean about banging her teammate’s boyfriend, Manuel Ferrara. His girlfriend gets home just in time to catch Jesse getting a faceful. But he shouldn’t feel too bad, since his girlfriend was fucking two dudes for an online porno that the girls then watch on their laptop right there in the locker room.

If I had a friend like Adrianna Lynn, maybe I would have lost my virginity before I was able to save up $100 for my first hooker, Ruby (I miss you Ruby). Adrianna introduces her friend Shawnee Lenee to some sleeping dude, and she and the sleeping dude pop Shawnee’s cherry in no time. Adrianna is such an awesome friend, she even licks sleeping dude’s cum off Shawnee’s asshole! What a great friend!

Best scene of the movie? Detention. Coach Tommy Gunn’s detention has the whole classroom fucking, pretty much all instigated by Alexis Texas and her award-winning big ass (with some help from Shay Jordan). This is followed by a dare that I would take any day: Licking Priva Rey’s asshole! Led by Sophia Santi, all the girls take a turn except for new girl, Stoya.

So Stoya has to pick truth, but then PLEASE INSERT DISC 2. What a boner-killer! But once you waddle over to you dvd player with your pants around your ankles and switch discs, you get treated to Brianna Love and Stoya giving up their asses to Manuel.

Then it’s the scene you’ve all been waiting for: the all-girl locker room orgy. To be honest, this scene made me dizzy. The camera never stays in one place for too long, andt the whole time I was afraid I was missing out on something happening on the other side of the room. It’s a good scene to leave on while you’re wiping up.

 -- Gerald Geraldson

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