Review

Damn, man, what the fuck is the deal with MILFs always having the biggest and bounciest tits I ever saw in my fuckin' life? Do they just start growing at puberty and never stop? Probably not, because I can't think of any 100-year-old crones with good juggs, but nonetheless...these cougars have some fucking juggs to die for.

I first grooved on this flick because Brianna Beach's zoobs had my wang bustin' through my pants just from glancing at the cover shot alone, but once I actually watched the movie, it turned out that she had a pretty damn-near perfect beave, too! I love MILF beaves. They're meaty enough to look like they've had some serious dicks rammed into them (which is a turn on for me), but not so damaged that you'd mistake it for haggis (which I find actually happens more with those crazy teenagers).

I don't know what I can tell you that you wouldn't guess just by looking at the back cover. The thing's packed full of beautiful mature ladies, with beautiful mature juggs, beautiful mature meaty beaves...and they all get fucked within an inch of their cougar lives.

I've been whackin' my pudd to this series since volume 1, and it's only gotten better and better. I'd let these cougars "coug" me up any day of the week, but since they're so busy cougin' on dudes like Marco Banderas, I'll just have to keep whackin', which is cool by me!

 -- The Champion of Beavetown