Review

Ahh… here we are in the enchanting forests of Prague where buff, hairless Czech boys romp freely like tree sprites, and our hero Carlo finds himself in a fantasy land of post-Communist cuties.

Carlo and another well built stud find a chest in the woods with, what else, togas inside. (Is this a traditional Czech costume?) They try them on and, since they’re half naked, start sucking each other’s cocks.

The togas don’t stay on long. An amazing double money shot follows, with thick cum spurtin’ away at all angles. Afterwards, they fall asleep in each other’s arms.

The next scene isn’t so sweet, as Carlo is captured by two Gestapo-style police officers. He’s forced to become their sex slave, and - even more embarrassingly - made to wear a tight black mesh thingy that belongs in a Victoria’s Secret catalogue. Still, it’s hot stuff, and watching him feed a banana to one of the police isn’t subtle, but it’s damn sexy.

Next, Carlo meets a roadside honey salesman (you gotta love the plots here). The honey salesman is almost falling out of his blue overalls and Carlo samples his exposed nipple after adding a nice honey glaze. Carlo wanders on, getting into even more steamy situations, like getting fucked against a bridge, a rock, and just about everything else, or dressing up in kilts for a “Scottish” party; again, this writer has quite an imagination! (So what do those Scots keep under their kilts?)

Somewhere in a room nearby, a third grader is practicing for a piano lesson - oh, sorry, that’s the score. Carlo and his friends seem to be ignoring it, as well they should, since they’ve got boys on all sides of them. Watch for the bloopers scenes at the end, which aren’t really sexy, but show those Czech boys goofing off.

If anyone asks, Carlo and his friends can come over anytime.
-Dr. Calimari