Review

Sometimes the simplest masturbators are the best and the Butt Banger is a great example. Made of "soft touch" material, the BB is sculpted like a scaled down version of a guy’s ass, balls and dick. Now almost a veteran of cum-churning sex toys (see my reviews of the Silicone Buddy and Fab Cock), I love this toy's look, although in a certain light and angle it could look and feel like you're fucking an infant -- not that I know what that feels like. (I don't want the Feds knocking on my door.) Its pin prick sized ass opening looked like an impossible entranceway for my now plumped and primed penis but a generous amount of lube and my steely determination got me in. But boy was it tight – like fucking a virgin, I had to be patient - I mean, I'm not the most endowed of guys, but it was tight! If I let go of the shaft, my dick popped out of it like an oxygen-starved swimmer frantically coming up for air. But horniness kept me plugging away until I finally felt comfortable inside the soft, slightly ribbed canal. And that is where the fun began, as the thrusting increased, the toy's little penis began rhythmically tickling my balls with each downward movement. Talk about having your cake and eating it too. With Mini Me banging at my sac and the tight shaft squeezing my dick, I was shooting a great, intense load in no time.

Wanting to share the fun, I mentioned I had the toy to my roommate Javier who wanted in on the action. I had by then cleaned the toy and presented it to him as if it was newly from the box. Yes, disgusting, but Javier is a sex pig and since we fucked around many times drunk, I thought what the hell. I don't know if my pounding away on the toy loosened the interior, but Javier told me he did not think it was tight – and his chubby is impressive – and told me (no, I did not have my ear to his bedroom door) it was a great fuck and asked if he could keep it. It is now his but he works on week nights so if my boss is slow on delivering more toys for my review, I'll be slyly heading up to his room for a quick and satisfying whack-off with a clean or not so clean BB.

 -- Randy Siempre