Review

I must admit and hang my head in shame that this is my first time watching Joanna Angel in action. Hard to fathom, but the only things I’ve seen her in are random clips and some smoking hot pictures. So needless to say I was excited to watch and see what the hype was all about. I certainly hope her other movies are better than this one. While BurningAngel.com the Movie had it’s fair share of hot chicks, OK moments of sex and the talents of Joanna, I found the movie all in all lacking. Maybe it was the random interviews of bands that I don’t care for after the sex scenes. Most of them I skipped. I’m here to watch boobs bounce and cum shots, not to see whats new with My Chemical Romance.

Putting that aside, we’ll talk about the first scene, which had a no fuss stripping intro with dizzying camera work and lead to the most skippable sex of the movie. While Nancy Jade and Kylee were nice to look at, they can’t seem to multitask. A must when participating in a threesome. My guess is that they were too busy looking for and posing for the camera rather than performing for it. We won’t get started on the dude who couldn’t stop looking at the camera, getting distracted by who knows what, and went soft the minute after cumming. Must have been his first time, lets hope his last since his junk was very unimpressive and he was somewhat talentless. The scene might have been better if it was just the two girls. Eight minutes in I was bored; updated my twitter, watched some of the news and texted some friends. At least they practiced safe sex and used a condom.

Joanna seems to love this girl Presley Paige featured in the second scene and later in the film. If you get rid of her tan lines, brush her hair, give her an attractive guy to fuck and get the mole on her vag looked at I could see why. She’s a good moaner and receiver of cock. Really not much else to the scene, I was bored again. The guy was ugly but normal looking, the girl had a nice looking puss (minus the creepy mole), and I hated the music during the scene. That about sums it up. Next please.

Ah yes, the scene and girl I’ve been waiting for. Miss Angel herself doing what I assume she does best. Let me say, she has and awesome ass, a very pretty pink puss and is adorable when getting railed. Loved the facial expressions and cute little sounds she made. Even when Tommy Pistol stuck it in her pooper she was cute. Speaking of the anal segment, well done! Good camera angles and nice job by Tommy really getting in there and giving it to her. I applaud this scene for keeping me interested and getting me slightly aroused even if they looked at the damn camera too much.

For a skinny girl with no tits, Jezebelle Bond is pretty frickin hot. Personally I enjoy a little more meat on girls, but Jezebelle made up for with her oral giving and taking abilities. Actually Jezebelle and Damian as a couple were pretty hot. Even if he seemed to have trouble keeping his dick hard, he slapped that ass and made her moan and speak obscenities. A shorter scene (or it seem like it), but a good one. Part of the reason why I can forgive the ugly shoes, wimpy cum shot, and semi hard dick.

Once in every porno, we have the token lesbian scene, which is usually very dull. Which in unless you involve a strap on (and a girl who can use it) or a large dildo just isn’t worth my time. Joanna caught my attention when she set up the scene by telling us that it was Presley’s first time with a girl and that she had a new large dildo to try out. Good make out scene, nice oral (except when Presley seemed to think it was hot to rub her head against Joanna’s thigh), nice enthusiasm and sexy orgasm faces. I’m definitely jealous of the large glass dildo they broke out and proceeded to violate each other with in various positions. They did however blow the dildo - so pointless, so unnecessary. Presley has potential to be a star; better in the girl/girl scene than her previous one, but she was quite good.

I think if the producers of BurningAngel.com The Movie would have left the band interviews as extras on the DVD or online the movie would have been a lot better. The guys kinda sucked, too. At least the girls were attractive and Joanna lived up to her name. I enjoyed the rawness of the scenes, gave the feel of normal everyday people doing the nasty. Which was Joanna’s intention, thumbs up for that. Thumbs down, however, for the unappealing guys, glimpses of camera crews and equipment, too many poses for the camera, and the fact other things around myself easily distracted me. Meaning, sex right in front of my face didn’t hold my attention. Next movie by Burning Angel Entertainment better be more entertaining.

 -- Miss Awry