Review

They fuck! They suck! They get branded like cattle!

They’re the Falcon superstars, all here in their hairless glory to take to you to the pinnacle of sexual arousal. With buzzed blonde Penn at the helm, this secret order of sex addicts abducts horny gayboys and initiates them in their dungeon.

The film begins on a scorching note, with silky smooth Morales using his walnut-cracking bum cheeks to swallow Fox’s super-sized schlong. After gobbling Fox’s knob in a noisy suckfest, the aforementioned dingle is slid up Morales’ balloon knot in a variety of positions. Both parties are fully Viagrified, so it’s a very noisy exercise in sodomy. The scene's climax is Morales' climax: a hands-free eruption occurring while bouncing merrily on Fox's pole.

A McClaine, Dragon and Andros three-way is next on the agenda. It starts out innocently enough, with McClaine’s self-arousal attracting the attention of Dragon, who plays the hunky aquarium cleaner. After some frenzied fellatio between the two, a voyeuristic Andros joins in the fun. A high-energy ménage a tois ensues, with Andros taking it in the pooper like a trooper. Keep your eyes peeled for the extra large money shots - if manspunk could actually be used as currency, these guys would be filthy rich! (They’re already filthy.)

Andros and Morales are then abducted and taken to a dungeon, where they are forced to prove themselves by taking place in a massive orgy. The orgy itself has its moments, but there’s so much going on that it’s hard to focus. Anyway, Morales proves that he’s the bigger slut, and is rewarded with a white-hot brand on the rump (which causes him to have yet another hands-free orgasm).

In the film’s final sequence, Morales (bearing a yucky brand that looks like an open chancre) if forced to wear a strap-on buttplug while servicing Penn and his square jawed cohort, Balint. Morales does what he does best: Swallowing sizeable dingle and bottoming out until the spooge flies.

 -- T.J. Maxxwell