Review

Jack the Zipper’s Blacklight Beauty; though filled with some of the roughest, dirtiest sex I've seen is much more than your average fuck-flick. It almost feels like a weird, wet dream full of unnatural, surreal lighting, dingy locations and a dark, abrasive soundtrack. But rest assured, these are all good things.

The film opens with Allie Sin down on her knees on a disgusting bathroom floor wearing nothing but bright red, strapped high heels and sucking the cock of a stranger. If that image alone doesn't get your motor running, you'd better check your pulse. Her stud grows tired of oral and bends her over the urinal and gives her a royal rear rogering. At this point in the scene the music is all you hear you're beginning to wonder if you'll have the pleasure of the grunts and moans that spice up the soundtrack of almost all the smut out there. That all changes when Allie mounts her stud on the toilet in a stunning display of reverse cowgirl. The music fades and the sweet sounds of fucking fill the air at last.

The next vignette is a hot lesbian scene between Riley Mason and Charlie Laine. Riley Mason plays a roaming hitchhiker who is the fly lured into Charlie's spider web. They waste no time and get down to some filthy girl-girl action complete with dildo play and an amazing double-dong sequence.

Mason returns later in the movie but this time for an amazing boy/girl scene with James Deen and his monster cock. Deen and Mason play with themselves in front of each other before he makes her get on all fours and teases her by playfully slapping her ass with his god-rod. The playfulness doesn’t last for long as the scene takes a turn to the dark side with Deen ramming her throbbing cunt from behind and Riley taking the role of the submissive. He bends her and shapes her anyway he wants her and it’s a privilege watch her natural titties bounce with each thrust.

A truly amazing event takes place in a seedy porno theatre where the beautiful Faith is giving a little show of her own in the corner of the theatre. It isn't long before the theatre patrons start to pay more attention to her than the flick they're jacking off to. She is approached by a couple of security guards who probe her with flashlights while she sucks them off. Then all hell breaks loose. Before she knows it, she is surrounded by every cock in the theatre and getting banged in every hole she's got. The only light in the scene is the dim glow of the movie screen and the flashlights held by the security guards and this gives off a very creepy feel. You almost feel like you shouldn't be watching, yet you can't look away.

The film takes a very weird turn indeed when we’re introduced to St. Crud, a drunken rodeo clown. At first it’s a little off putting watching a clown fuck, but once you get a look at that signature thick cock any true aficionado will release is Steven St. Croix behind all that make up. St. Croix has two amazing scenes in this flick. The first is a rough anal pounding of Taryn Thomas on a strip club stage followed by a rampage on the pussy and ass of Joanna Angel on a soiled mattress in a filthy alley.

In a stunning finale at a bar, we’re blessed with another dose of Allie Sin who gives us her interpretation of a one woman wet T-shirt contest before she he joined by two studs who make her the meat in the middle of their manwich. She is fucked into submission right on top of the bar and one of the guys shoots is load into a shot glass which Allie quickly downs with a look on her face that seems to say, “Thank you sir, may I have another?”

All in all, Blacklight Beauty, with it’s innovative filmmaking, cutting edge sex, and original music is a breath of fresh air in a world too full of the same old suck-fuck-cum smut. Those of you who like a little creativity with your filth are sure to enjoy. Keep your eye out for director Jack the Zipper who is sure to become a force to be reckoned with within the alt-porn genre.

 -- Spock BUCKTON