Review

Now, let it be known that I've never really been into cowboy hats. Honestly, I've always thought they were kind of gay and/or the calling card of some fucking hick that is probably about to beat me with a dried armadillo tail. But I'll tell you what - you throw a cowboy hat on a hot chick that’s down to party and you'll see me starting to come around to this kind of thing. Then, let's say that this cowboy hat wearing bizzo takes her clothes off... Hell! I'm really starting to dig this cowboy vibe - maybe I'll put on some Vince Gill and start playing with my wiener. Stop the presses! Now, not only is this 5-gallon hat-wearing bizzo fully fuckin' naked, but she's starting to suck on a big fuckin' black pole? Fuckin' bonus! Hot damn! Is she? Could she be? Fuck yes! She is! This beautiful girl who I once thought was wearing the worst hat I've ever seen is taking black cock up the shitter without a care in the world. You've done it again, Black Ice - you magnificent fucking bastards!

 -- Spock BUCKTON