Review

The Evolved Bendable You Too Prostate Massager is a handy little device that will tickle your p-spot until you're blasting cum.

The head is small enough to fit inside even the tightest of assholes. The material coating is soft and spongy, but the shape is firm, imitating the feel of a friendly fingering. Unlike your finger, it comes with a tip to tap that prostate, 7 different vibration modes for faster and more rapid action than your digits can sustain. The controls are connected by a 2.5’ cord, allowing you or a partner to easily control it without getting your hands too messy. It uses regular old AAA batteries, so it’s easy to keep it constantly juiced.

The best part of the design is the versatility - the little band connecting the two big ends can be bent to hold whatever position you put it in. Not only does this make it more of a one-size-fits-all device, it lets you experiment with different positions to best get you off. Want to shove the whole thing up your ass? You can do that, too.

It’s also waterproof and safe for both water and silicone-based lubricants. It's easy to clean with soap and water. Of course, use care when doing so, just in case your vigorous usage has knocked some of the electrical components loose. The Evolved Bendable You Too Prostate Massager didn’t show any signs of wear after a couple tests, but I know not all of you will be so gentle. It’s also designed to be safe to use - it’s phthalate and latex free, made out of non-toxic TPR. I’m assuming those are good things or they wouldn’t be on the packaging.

If you’re in the market for an easy to use device to tickle your prostate, this one will definitely get you off.

 -- Mustachio