Review

I know some sexy vegetarian sluts, and at this point, all I can say them is go fuck your tofu, as there are plenty of Beef Eaters in town to replace y'all. Cultured in cocksucking, skilled in sucking salami, the dozen eggs in this carton are more like Faberge than Denny's scrambled. Arranged like a boxing match, there's no way you're lasting a full twelve rounds, let alone any two - Beef Eaters is an above-average "all-oral" film that delivers the knockout punch unfairly, honestly...I was hit below the belt in each scene.

Rockin' glasses, long brown hair, stockings, a miniskirt and mesh top, Gia Paloma takes a cock down her throat like it's a tongue depressor. Calling Doctor Vile - saliva, gagging, eyes popping out of her head, she gargles his cum like Listerine. She looks even hotter without the glasses! Both topless, Cytherea & Trinity crawl in unison over towards their POV cock. Cytherea is wearing a little black skirt, and Trinity wears a black thong. While Trinity is sucking the cock, Cytherea pulls out a purple vibrator and stays entertained. They take turns sucking balls and he shares the cumshot uniformly amongst their two faces.

As the next scene begins mid-session, the skull fucking calms down a bit and we can now see that we're looking at Haley Paige. On her knees like a churchgoer with top-quality tits, she slurps and swallows her man's cock with great intensity. A cutie with A-cups from Kansas City, Samantha Ryan is immediately naked on her back, lying on the bed with her head dangling backwards of the edge. She begins to masturbate as her mouth opens and gets seriously fucked by a monster cock.

Sativa Rose is five feet tall, an all-natural Latin beauty with sexy lips. I will pick her petals anytime she asks. The messiest scene of the dozen, she takes the cum shot in her mouth and spits it back up, but it lands on her side of her face, and you'll be glued to the screen [like the cum is glued to her face] wondering if the cumshot will drip into her ear. The twelfth round/scene belongs to Vanessa Lane - big eyes and a bigger smile, I am frozen in astonishment as she squeezes a good bit of lube directly down her throat before she works her magic. A tight little body, she sucks & swallows our POV cock and wins the contest for best blowjob artist in this DVD competition.

Other scenes [to compete for your attention while busting that nut] includes oral performances by Eva Angelina, Mandy Bright, Julie Night, Sandra Romain, Nicki Hunter & cover girl Britney Skye. Naudia Nyce & Chris Charming have a nice bonus scene - she needs three hands to grasp Chris's cock; she claims to have lots of experience in cock sucking, and it seems that she does - choking, gagging, deep throating. Overall, this DVD has everything you'll ever need: a variety of highly skilled cocksuckers, and uhh...well, that's all I need.

 -- S. Kurt Chaser