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Draco's Nightmare wrote on 11/25/2008:

Title: Beastly BoyZ
Writer: David Groove
Director/Producer: David DeCoteau
Cast: Sebastian Gacki, Emery Wright, Charlie Marsh, Andrew Butler, Valerie Murphy


Beastly Boyz is a film that can't decide wether it wants to be a no budget slasher film or a over stylized sexless nude-less porno.

A film almost completely devoid of any plot except that the “writer” decided that he needed an excuse for the main character, who is also our villain, to go around and kill some guys...

The plot, what little there is, is as follows:
Travis Finds his twin sister Rachel lying on a dock in some sort of summer sports camp. What either of the siblings is doing there in the first place is never explained...
except for a small trickle of what is supposed to be one assumes is blood but looks more like chocolate syrup on her lips and not a scratch any where else on her body in fact she looks as though she's just stepped out of the shower and decided to take a nap on the dock, bust she's dead. And because Travis and Rachel have a... GASP... Psychic connection... (Lazy Writing convention number 1). She can talk to him from beyond the grave, though she couldn't use it to let him know she was in trouble in the first place. After her ghost tells him she was murdered and he needs to get revenge on those who did it he then spends a 20 minute 80's training montage doing “sporty Things” and the worst kick boxing I've seen on film... before lying on the dock and having a 10 min (screen time) erotic fantasy about his sister and running a kitchen knife up and down his body over his underwear and licking said knife...
Then though a ritual and auto-writing he gets the names of the guys that killed Rachel. Why he need to preform a candle light ritual to get the names when he already has a psychic connection to his sister I'll never know...

And there you have it the opening half hour of a hour and fourteen minute long 'movie. What follows is uninspired kill after kill with no blood just for most kills we're treated with 10 minutes of more body/knife erotica only this time Travis is running the knife up and down is clueless victims who for some reason ignore or can't feel the knife on their body, again for at least 10 minutes (I'm not kidding I timed the scenes) before the show a quick reaction show of them being kill and then we cut to the next scene. One victim is even tied to the rafters of a roof and gaged and he does not struggle or try to get away from the knife or Travis in fact once Travis treats him to the knife massage over his underwear he seems to get aroused...

The acting is horrible and forced, the effects are non existent then character run around in nothing but their underwear for no reason at all but hey it's summer camp... most of the movie no explanation as to why they are at a summer camp are they campers? Counsellors? From the local town? The dialogue is unintentionally laughable with gems such as:

Travis: How many more do I have to kill before it's all over?

Travis: Your Pleas of sorrow are weak, time for you to bleed.

Travis: I felt like I had my revenge, but I sensed that my revenge was woefully incomplete.

Travis: I did it Rachel I got revenge on those who took your life... You Loved your life didn't you? Loved your friends, your work, your home. I'm sorry that it's gone, but life doesn't end at death you are still with me. I've avenged your murder, Rachel. Now we can be together forever as brother and sister in heaven.

This is actual dialogue and as it appears in the movie there is no lines in between spoken by Travis or anyone else in fact there is no other speaking characters except Rachel saying things like “Kill them,” or “Travis,”.

The Victims are as silent as they are generic twinkies who are completely interchangeable with any other twink actors in porn...

In fact that is my theory the original intent of this film was a porno film but then some one said “He this is pretty good. Let's cut out the sex and make a homoerotic slasher film gay men will eat it up cause look as the guys their good looking and they're all running around in their underwear”

They then decided to edit out the sex scenes that came after the knife massage or just before it and cut right the the quick cut of the murder.

Worst of this film was made with the co-operation of Insight Films who brought us The Donald Strachey Mystery Series why they would put their name on this steaming pile of dung is beyond me... Xtra magazine, OutTV are also thanked in the credits.

When is the gay community of which I am a part going to wake up and realize that a Gay themed Piece of SH** movie is still a PIECE OF SH** and no support this garbage like any other film.

If a Horror film is truly a waste of time those that truly love the Genre don't go see it just because it's a horror movie and we need to support our genre. By going to see these celluloid B.M.'s we're saying we okay with lazy film making and that film makers can continue to spoon feed us this crap.

I urge anyone Gay, Straight or other wise to avoid this film at all costs, that is unless you want to see a soft, soft, soft-core non-porn,there are no money shots boys... no nudity below the belt at all front or back... had they had a few of these shots it might have been worth a look ;)

robertjack wrote on 01/11/2008:

Sometimes you wish you could sue a studio for releasing such a piece of dreadful film making. Even going fast forward at 8times normal was too slow to get through this bomb. Just boring boring and ever so slow. What was the purpose. I hope no one ever wastes their money on this!! Shame on David DeCoteau and Culture Q.

Green Giant wrote on 11/27/2007:

as always the boys are beautiful but that's about the only thing to recommend this dvd for. i bought the dvd several months ago from a Canadian online store. the story revolves around Sebastian Gacki'scharacter getting revenge on the title boys who were responsible for the death of his sister. while that sounds juicy there is more or less no story to speak of. also the most disappointing factor is this dvd is from Rapid Heart Extreme Decoteau's new video line. i found it no more "extreme" in either violence or sexuality from any of the director's previous efforts. in addition considering that Decoteau is gay i find it just plan bafflingthat he refuses more or less to show even bare butt nudity let alonefrontal male nudity or have frank sex scenes. this is especially truewhen you consider you can have bare butt scenes in films rated PG.a definite rental only. ***NOT*** a purchase.