Review

Smash Pictures presents Babelicious, a two-disc, six-hour, seventeen girl extravaganza of wet pussies, gaping assholes, DPs and one scene of girl-on-girl action (unfortunately, the two hotties in this scene aren’t listed in the credits!) Most of the actresses are unknown to me but I’d be willing to seek out a bunch of them in future pornos: Nikky Blond, Liliane Tiger, Adriana Russo, Katy Caro and Ellen Saint. I’m not sure where Babelicious was filmed, but the girls seem to be European and have very little command of English. That wouldn’t be a problem except that some scenes begin with a rather scripted story that comes out sounding stilted and totally unarousing. Never-the-less, with just one or two exceptions, the action itself is quite hot and with fifteen scenes to choose from, you’ll want for nothing by the end.

On Disc 1 you’ll see a threesome with Nikky Blond, Mya Diamond and their strip club “client”. There’s also Liliane Tiger with her multi-studded pussy lips and adorable Adriana Russo in her tiny bicycle shorts who rides past unsuspecting local boys until one of them takes her away to his lair. Mandy Bright’s man goes down on her until she nearly explodes in orgasmic pleasure all over him (it’s unfortunate that the editors cut out her orgasm from the scene). Nataly Brown gets fucked in the ass reverse cowgirl style (and is strangely quiet the entire time, leaving us to wonder if she’s even having any fun). Katy Caro shakes her tiny rear around to seduce her man away from his internet porn and long-haired Claudia gets distracted by her hubby on her way in to work. Yvette Balcano gets two cocks for the price of one and a creamy pussy to top it all off.

On Disc 2, Nicol struts her little ass around her man’s living room like a proud peacock and Black Diamond serves up some wet pussy for breakfast. Melanie gets stuffed on the kitchen counter before getting brush burn from a man with a serious five o’clock shadow. Dorina and Jennifer (the two ladies not mentioned anywhere on the box or in the credits) go down on each other after a mishap with an expensive vase. Voluptuous Ellen Saint takes a cock in the ass and then another in her pussy at the same time. Latin lover Zafira shows her fiery side and Kathy Anderson writhes around her man, begging for more.

There’s certainly a lot to take in over the course of almost six hours. The quality of video isn’t that great—the lighting is a little bit white-washed—but you can still see all the essential components and sometimes on-screen perfection can be annoying anyway (NinnWorx, anyone?). With all that and a bowl full of cherries, there’s little left out. Babelicious is certainly that.

 -- Cherry Honeywell