Review

From the backwoods to the big city, young men have fun with their pop guns, and do the ultimate in hand-to-mouth self-gratification. It's the luckiest guys on Earth doing what every dog does best, these two flicks will have you hot 'n horny in a minute, and probably trying out some back-breaking new positions as well. There's no unnecessary set up or dialogue, just very agile - and very lucky - guys keeping themselves very happy.

Megahung red-headed Brian Shawn highlights Auto Fellatio 1. Cover guy Alex Carrington, he of the boy-next-door looks and huge dick, leads off Auto Fellatio. Lounging by the pool he jerks himself a huge hard-on and bobs up and down on his purple helmet. (What's with that wedding band, though?)

Hairy chested Jason makes himself a lovely Sunday brunch, stroking his cock on a sofa, swallowing the head whole. Choice Thomas adds a little mocha flavor to the scene, though it takes him a while to get hard. With his caramel skin and bulging biceps, he gives new meaning to the term "flipping over something."

When we get a glimpse of J.J. Prince, his scrawny body and ugly tattoos give way to a good three-inch suck of his cock. As his leg goes behind his head and he shoots a creamy load in his own mouth, I'm sure you'll be trying to duplicate his gravity-defying positions. Mike Nichols rounds it out with a nice hands-free "bend-n-suck" of his thick hairy cock, erupting in a full cock-to-mouth load.

So, hit the mute button to ignore the shitty score, pop on your own music, and have a chiropractor's digits handy. Who said one is the loneliest number?

 -- Keeneye Reeves