Review

Eee-yow. That's a massive stroker, which i guess is pretty fitting.

The April Flores BBW Cyberskin Pussy Stroker (a title as huge as the toy it's describing) might be the biggest stroker I've ever seen. I don't mean to suggest that it's bigger than a PDX Junk in Tha Trunk or something like that, but as far as your handheld strokers go, this thing takes the cake. It's almost too much to hold in one hand, which is pretty apropos for the woman it's meant to represent.

Let me put this in perspective. This toy is roughly the size of an eggplant, or possibly a papaya. For those of you who lack spatial reasoning or vegetable-approximation skills, let's just say it's about as big as two softballs that have been mashed together into a powerhouse of fuckable flesh. I think this is a pretty great choice on Topco's part.

Let's face it, most hand-held strokers are essentially the same product with different ornamentation. A Cyberskin stroker from Topco is different than one of Doc Johnson's UR3 strokers, but they're all just essentially a tube of the most realistic flesh each manufacturer can muster, paired with a textured hole that your dick goes inside. Not a lot of room for innovation there. But Topco made a great choice in designing this product by really catering to Ms. Flores fans. One look at this thing, and you know that this thing is not meant to represent a skinny lady. No, this toy is thick and meaty, from every angle. See the side view of it right here and you'll know that in no uncertain terms, this is a BBW's pussy.

Make no mistake, this toy is fat. And it should be. Sex toy buyers have their pick from dozens upon dozens of skinny-girl vagina replicas ranging from Lexi Belle to Joanna Angel and everywhere in between. Aside from the occasional big-butt toy, we haven't seen a lot for BBW lovers in the sex toy arena, and it's nice to see something thick and impressive that lovers of large ladies can sink their boners into. Not that I don't also worship Lexi Belle and Joanna Angel's vaginas, because I do.

Now, I realize that I've spent a while waxing poetic about the plumpness and the flesh folds this toy delivers, and I haven't really focused too much on it's fuckability. But really, what's to be said that hasn't already been said about Topco's Cyberskin strokers? They feel fucking great and they're a pleasure to screw. I defy any virile man to stick his cock inside without cumming. Probably my favorite strokers on the market today, and I've fucked a lot of sex toys over the years. The one advantage this has over even other Cyberskin products is it's exceptionally large labia lips, which give you the sense that you're really digging deep in pussy canyon, so to speak.

It's a great toy. Meticiulously designed with the chubby-lover in mind. Highly recommended.

 -- MEAT BALL