Review

I wasn’t quite sure what to expect (story-wise) from Appetite for Destruction… the title doesn’t really seem to fit the actual story. But here’s the important stuff. Lucy Lee falls down a flight of stairs and dies. Ron Jeremy has a guest appearance as “The Gate Keeper” and Lucy has to prove to him that she should go “upstairs” and not “downstairs”.

The first scene comes before Lucy’s untimely end. Nikki Benz stops by, but instead of talking to Lucy she gets personal with Scott Nails. Vag only entrance in this scene with a creamy facial ending. Lucy comes in about half-way through and touches herself. It’s right after this scene that Lucy meets Ron.

Her first line of defense is her relationship with her best friend, Tera (Patrick, of course). Lucy shows her affection with a girl/girl scene on top of a piano, and a double-ended dildo on the couch. It’s Tera’s only scene in the movie.

Next up is honesty… but Lucy cheated on her husband first with Nyomi Marcela and Jerry. It’s really not looking so good for Lucy, but it’s looking real good for the viewer with two hot Asian chicks in one scene. This one is definitely jack-worthy, with a cum-swapping ending!

Ron’s having trouble finding someone to say anything nice about Lucy. Lucy suggests Melissa Lauren, and we get a black-and-white scene (it changes to color in the middle) at the funeral – I mean like up against the casket - between Melissa and Spyder Jonez (his first non-Tera sex performance). The entire tone of this scene is different than the rest of the movie, it’s not that’s its bad… I mean its still Melissa Lauren after all. And I guess she has no respect for Lucy.

In one last attempt to save Lucy’s soul, Ron tries to read what’s in her heart… apparently it’s a three-way with Scott Nails and Tony T. This is by far the hardest scene in the movie. Lucy opens her throat to get face fucked and her ass to be DP’d (the only anal scene in the movie – more on that later). Unfortunately, the camera work and editing is way over done here.

Ok, so normally I would have given Appetite for Destruction 3 stars, the sex is pretty good, there’s some really hot moments with A-list stars… but I have one HUGE complaint. Right on the cover it says “Anal Fury Unleashed”, there’s one fucking anal scene in the whole damn movie… ummm… anal fury, I don’t think so. So if you like Lucy Lee or must have everything Tera Patrick appears in then I’d pick this one up, if you want anal fury or Tera in more than one scene, move on.

 -- theo