Review

Good God, if assfuckin' is your cup of tea, then...well, first of all, you got a pretty fuckin' gross cup of tea, and secondly, Anal Wreckreation is the goddamn movie for you. Packed with incredibly intense ass-bangin', this thing is a must for any rump-lover like me.

Now, I'll be honest. I didn't love the ever-loving fuck out of the entire thing. Sure, I whacked off to every scene, but some scenes are clearly better than others. Phoenix Marie, for instance, is just god damn phenomenal. From her deep-throat gulps to her increidbly flexible bunghole to her filthier-than-a-sailor's mouth, this scene is just god damn great. I can't, however, say the same for Anita Blue's scene. It's not a bad scene by any stretch of the imagination, just not entirely my cup of tea. I don't find Anita all that attractive, I don't really find the guy she's with all that intruiging and I just wasn't too into the scene. But hey, maybe you will be.

Though Phoenix is clearly the star of this show, I personally found the Sophie Dee scene to be the bee's knees. I guess I've always had a bit of a thing for Ms. Dee, and this scene is my fucking wet dream come true (literally, I guess). It doesn't hurt that she's paired up with Mick Blue, one of the finest fuckers in the business. From the buttplug-crammed opening to the cum-gargling finale, this scene had me whacking myself til I was fucking raw.

Best anal movie in history? Probably not. Those are pretty big fucking shoes to fill. But a good, perhaps even great, entry into the ocean of filth that is anal porn? Certainly. I highly reccomend this one.

 -- MEAT BALL