POPPORN WHISTLEBLOWING SQUAD PLOPS INTO ACTION! Fri, 05/24/13, 01:10 PM ~ MEAT BALL

Enough of the lies! It's time to come clean.

Here at POPPORN, we've spent years building a plethora of business relationships in the porn and sex toy industry, and to entirely honest, there have been times when we allowed certain facts to pass us by in the interest of maintaining healthy relationships. Of course, this is common practice in just about any business - Burger King never publicizes their use of horse meat and pig brain, apple never brings up the strains of super-bacteria housed inside their iphones to retard data spoilage - but as a human being it gets to the point where enough is enough.

The tipping point for me, I guess, was the press release I received yesterday regarding Big Teaze Toys' "Verspanken", and it's recent ETO Award nomination for Best Male Product. Because that particular sex toy once blew up on my chest.