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Please Note: Addicted to Blood is a DVD-R manufactured through our TLA Ready Disc program.

Sure, plenty of vampire movies feature smoking-hot nude scenes, but we're pretty damn sure we've never seen a vampire flick with quite as many incredible nude scenes as Addicted to Blood. Seriously, even a boob-happy perv like us found himself shocked that director Steve Oakley was able to coax this many girls into shedding their threads. And he doesn't quit with boobs either, somehow Oakley got these stunning L.A. hotties to show off their bald beavers over and over again too. If you like boobs, shaven cooters and/or hot women, you should buy the fuck out of Addicted to Blood today: your wang will thank you.

The story, what there is of one, follows one hot aspiring actor or actress after another as they find themselves duped by a horny nest of vampires into hanging out and stripping down to nothing at all. Of course, very soon they find themselves with a nasty vampire bite on the neck and bleeding to death on the floor. Usually, the vamps' seduction approach involves one of two pieces of bait: the promise of fame via their vampire acting school or, more directly, meth. Both work extremely well. Yeah, no shit - meth and fame are awesome! What's more awesome are the scenes when Oakley gets, like, three chicks (all of whom are hotter than pretty much every chick who lives in your town) to stand around together, shooting the shit and wondering when the hell their audition is going to begin. Of course, they're standing around shooting the shit wearing no clothes so their hellaciously sexy, heaving boobage dangle on the screen and their tight coochies just stare out at you through the screen begging you to fly to L.A. and stalk their owners until they let you stab them in the pussy with your wang... or maybe that was just us.

Any way you slice it, Addicted to Blood will provide your cock with much stiffness and with the many, many different women to get completely naked here (seriously, we're pretty sure that this flick has more nudity per minute than a striptease video) you'll almost certainly find a woman to obsess over.

-- Rick Stanko