Review

This is a water-based lube that provides great stroke-ability - a perfect companion to all that porno in your shopping cart. It doesn't stain so your secret is still safe! Just don't leave the porn in the DVD player.

When I casually mentioned to my girlfriend on Wednesday night that we kind of "had" to have sex for my job, she wasn't exactly thrilled. Now, not that having sex with me isn't a mind-blowing, fucktastic experience out of this g*ddamn planet, because believe me ladies, it totally is, but it's kind of hard to reach the greater limits of the orgasmic universe when you have to be up at 6:30 the next morning.

So we started kissing, sucking, mmm, mmm, mmm, you get the picture. I touched her down there and... dustbowl. But that's ok! Lucky for us, we were reviewing the Adam & Eve Personal Lubricant. The clear liquid felt slightly gooey but very slippery. I rubbed a small amount on her and... still dry. Either her suspiciously absorbent vagina was ready for an infomercial spot between the Sham Wow! and Turbie Twist towels, or that little dollop wasn't going to do it. Aside the from excessive gob we needed to get going, we were slipping and sliding along quite easily. The only problems were the slight stickiness and need to reapply when we changed positions... and the unsexy smell of acrylic paint that the lube gave off. Who let the fucking art student in?

The lube found its niche when she was jerking me. Her hands moved slickly over me until I came. That being said, this lube could easily find a cozy home next to your porn stash. It holds true to its no-stain claim; you can totally have a leave-no-trace jerk-off session. However, when it comes to matters of making love - cue 70s sex music, aww yeahhh... Ok, end music - I wouldn't recommend it, especially if your gal relies on lube to reach the limits of the orgasmic universe - or just to be able to fuck you on a Wednesday work night.

 -- Rockstar Red