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Abortion has never been sexier! See, back when the Commies were running shit, chicks didn't have access to our personal favorite method of birth control. As soon as that nasty little fetus started rearing its ugly little head, they'd have to make all kinds of sketchy-ass arrangements that generally involved back alleys and wire hangers to have that unwanted little fucker ripped the fuck out of their promiscuous little coozes. Anyhoo, now that you're hungry, this exploration of what happens when women have no agency over their hoo hoos features Anamaria Marinca's fur patch (and cushy tushy) while she wanders into the bathroom and Laura Vasiliu's hairy cookie while a doctor gives her a poon inspection. If this country ever goes the way of the Reds, we call first dibs on "Official Poon Inspector."

-- Rick Stanko