Review

Beautifully designed - both aesthetically and functionally - the Flexi-Risque vibrating butt plug is a winner for those who want their anal toys to both look good as well as do all the work while you take care of your hard-on.

As any regular reader of this site knows, I test quite a few anal toys and think of myself now, after two years, as a seasoned expert. But I have to say, after testing this baby a few times last weekend, that it is a winner. Looking a little like an attached egg or a well trimmed tree, this toy is surprisingly small (5" total length, a little less than 4" insertable length) but packs a stimulating wallop! Black and smooth, the toy looked innocent enough. I lubed my ass and the toy with Str8cam Lube and plopped it right in my waiting ass. I had previously put in 3 AAA batteries and I all needed to do was hit the back button to turn on the vibrations. Holy shit! The first one was incredibly intense and when I moved the base a bit, this fucker played havoc with my ass. I then tried the alternating vibrations, a kind of lite-jazz vibration, and a jack-hammer like one. I don't recall the others because I quickly popped an intense load all over my bed. I turned it off by pressing down on switch for 2 seconds.

The design kept this in my ass the whole time, the base surprisingly does not vibrate that much - all the action is in the crazy egg-shaped head. And being the closet philosopher that i am, I thought why the hell do i have a draw full of giant cocks and expensive prostate probes when this guy did the trick as good as, if not better then, them all! And no, I am not told to write positive reviews from the TLA higher-ups nor own any stock in Cal Exotics (what, on my salary!), its manufacturer, I am just one happily spent anal whore.

 -- Randy Siempre