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The 5'8", ditzy blonde hotel heiress with more money than God, with more "romantic links" to Hollywood celebrities than Heidi Fleiss, GED-wielding Paris Hilton has arrived on the adult scene to show us her oral prowess and how hot & sexy she looks without clothes on. 1 Night in Paris is a fairly clever title, and has been lubed up by a brilliant marketing plan, which has resulted in this pop culture XXX DVD treat.

You've probably seen, at the very least, snapshot images extracted from the video that was "accidentally leaked" onto the Internet back in the fourth quarter of 2003. Were you made aware that there were three additional sequences? You'll be witness to the entire footage with the night vision, as well as sex (with the lights on) between Paris and her then-boyfriend, independent film "producer" Rick Salomon; four clips in total, though not longer than an episode of her hit TV show The Simple Life, concluding with full color footage of Paris slurping on Rick's cock.

Besides the "Paris footage," Red Light District wants you to know that they make a great product. I'm sold: in addition to the 2nd disc of Red Light samplers, they have provided us with four hardcore scenes from some of their gonzo features. From Two In The Seat 3, Monica Sweetheart gets on her hands and knees and engages two big cocks in a pussy/anal DP. From Cum Drippers 6, California cutie Teagan Presley drops her purple panties and takes cock in her ass, along with an internal cumshot, which she expels into her cupped hand and then swallows like it was Pop Rocks. Check out her eyes- they change color from green to blue! Taylor Rain, in a clip from Just Over 18 #3, sucks the curved cock of Lee Stone; and a porno warehouse scene (a must-have for porno warehouse employees across the nation) from Breakin' 'Em In 6 with the smokin' hot Randi Wright- glasses, low-cut jeans accentuating her little tattoos, a sheer pink top exposing her pierced nipples...

The appeal of 1 Night in Paris is by no means the sexual action; it's pure pop culture curiosity, it's the who, who is having the sex. I suggest Paris go out and pick up some Nina Hartley instructional videos- spend a few bucks, you got it to burn, Princess! My best guess is that considering Paris looks significantly older in the other sequences, this DVD was made by design; it was no accident that it was somehow "leaked" to the public.

Far more popular, though less explicit, than both the Pamela Anderson/Tommy Lee and Janine/Vince Neil videos, 1 Night in Paris is calculated, successful, and intriguing [softer] hardcore- your erection will be directly proportional to your understanding of Ms. Hilton's place in high society. Word on the street says that a new second, more hardcore Paris video will become available in the next year, so be sure to check out this original to help follow the storyline...

 -- S. Kurt Chaser